My Name Is Not Earl (It's Jake)

Yeah, I agree with Gage. The debate is important...

...but Jim and Pam are much more important.

I'm very pleased to be a part of the Gage Grove experience. I hope that, in these upcoming months, we can enlighten the world...

First off...we are both Gamestop employees. Of course, you all probably have some pre-conceived notions about us AS Gamestop employees...and here they are:

- We don't actually play games, except for maybe Warcraft. (MYTH BUSTED!)
- We are pushy and arrogant human beings who don't listen to other gamers. (Only Gage is...)
- We tend to love one console and hate another. (Not true. A REAL gamer plays games, not systems...)
- We are hardcore PC gamers and refuse to game on Macs. (Yeah...that one's actually pretty accurate...I think. Gage; you may have to edit this when I'm done.)
- We are shallow in our outlook on gaming. (False! We appreciate games for being fun, innovative, and evoking emotion. Bioshock says what!?)
- We are elitist pigs who hate the 40-year-old dads that come in to Gamestop, clueless about gaming. (While that does pertain to pretty much every Gamestop employee in the world, that is not how Gage and I are. We help these people find good games that we know will be enjoyed by their children. We're also family friendly. AKA - Less GTA, more Katamari.)

Here's a list of things I would like to review:

VIDEO GAMES:

PC:
- GTAIV (compared to 360 and PS3 versions)
- Crysis: Warhead
- The Sims 3

360:
- Gears of War 2
- Fable 2
- Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts
- Star Ocean: The Last Hope
- Alan Wake

PS3:
- LittleBigPlanet
- Resistance 2
- HOME
- Socom: Confrontation
- Killzone 2
- Motorstorm: Pacific Rift
- Wipeout HD
- White Knight Chronicles
- Heavy Rain
- God of War III
- Bioshock (Compared to PC and 360 versions)

Multi-plat:
- Left 4 Dead (PC, 360)
- Call of Duty: World at War (All)
- Mirror's Edge (All)
- Fallout 3 (All)
- FarCry 2 (All)
- Guitar Hero: World Tour (360, PS3)
- Rock Band 2 (360, PS3)
- Prince of Persia (All)

TV SHOWS:

- The Office
- Fringe
- LOST
- Pushing Daisies

That about does it for my first post. Anything you'd like to add...Gage?
The thing I would like to add is that this is all true. All your knowledge now comes from us. We will talk about politics for sure with the debates done and voting coming up. - Gage